Pregnancy Post 14

womb fruit: 14,556,334,987

me: zip.

sweet and salty balls i am already done with the nausea and vomiting part of this thrill ride. i'd rather be close to popping and getting my jabba the hutt on. at least then i could eat. of course...ask me again come Christmas time and i am sure my answer will be different.

Pregnancy Post 13

Yeah. It's real. Totally unexpected and derails all my plans, but it's  happening.

It took me one day of freaking out to be totally in love with the speck, I can't lie.

I've only known I was pregnant for about two weeks and I've already had issues and had to go to the dr before I was supposed to. So...for the next nine months this shiz is now the place I am going to let ALLLLLLLLLLL my crazy out.

My incredibly shrewd daughter first asked for a brother named Elizabeth, then a sister named Sassy Girl...and with no prompting from her dad, said "Daddy wants a boy, I want a girl." If it is a wee little man developing in there, this pregnancy will have an extra dose of terror for me. But, it'll be worth it. And then I can be done with my reproductive system forever! Which is an added bonus for me. Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Pointless Post 12

Summer has arrived! ROCK FLAAAAAAG EAAAAAAAAAAAAGLLLLLLE!!!!!!! I feel as though I barely made it, but I passed my classes and am one semester closer to shaping the fragile young minds of America. Sweet.

Pointless Post 11

SEVEN MORE DAYS. Yessssssssssss. Can't wait for so many things this summer. Exciting!!!